Sunday, December 12, 2010

Folding a Fitted Sheet Could Drive You Crazy

Maybe it’s just that time of year when people need a laugh, but I’ve seen a lot of funny lists going around.  One of my sisters sent me one today and #5 on the list was “How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?”

Well … via Kottke I had learned the answer to that just the other day:

That should save your sanity.   Which is good because you don’t want to be a crazy person.  Or, maybe you do.

What none of us want is to have to deal with a crazy person.

One of the best lists I’ve seen lately was in a blog post from Judge Larry Primeaux of the 12th Chancery Court of Mississippi called “Dealing with Crazy Clients” was very practical and not necessarily limited to Crazy Clients:

1. If you don’t have to deal with a crazy person, don’t.
2. You can’t outsmart crazy. You also can’t fix crazy. (You could outcrazy it, but that makes you crazy too.)
3. When you get in a contest of wills with a crazy person, you’ve already lost.
4. The crazy person doesn’t have as much to lose as you.
5. Your desired outcome is to get away from the crazy person.
6. You have no idea what the crazy person’s desired outcome is.
7. The crazy person sees anything you have done as justification for what she’s about to do.
8. Anything nice you do for the crazy person, she will use as ammunition later.
9. The crazy person sees any outcome as vindication.
10. When you start caring what the crazy person thinks, you’re joining her in her craziness.

Good advice.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Tis the Season - to Buy Stuff

During this holiday season, retailers hope that we go out and buy a lot of stuff.  Stuff for gifts and stuff for ourselves.  I count myself lucky to be able to buy stuff.  Some aren’t so lucky.

On the other hand, most people used to live with a lot less stuff.   I was thinking about this the other day as I was organizing some papers.  I came across a transcript of an estate inventory from 1782.

My ancestors, Antoine Barada and his wife, Marguerite DesRosiers, were married at Post Vincennes, in what is today the state of Indiana.  They moved to St. Louis with their children not long after St. Louis was founded.  Antoine Barada died in 1780.  Two years after his death, Marguerite re-married.  I previously wrote about the marriage contract for Marguerite DesRosiers’ second marriage.

It was customary under French and Spanish law to inventory the estate prior to the re-marriage of the widow so that the children of the deceased knew what was to eventually come to them.  (St. Louis was a French city living under Spanish rule at the time.)

And so, on April 30, 1782 an inventory was taken in the presence of Don Francisco Cruzat, “Grand Captain, Infantry Colonel, Commander-in-Chief of the Louisiana Territory and Governor of the Western Part of Illinois and its annexed parts”.  The Widow Barada brought two witnesses who were the named executors of the estate:  Baptiste Becquet and Gabriel Dodier.   Becquet and Dodier were both originally from the town of Nouvelle Chartres in Southern Illinois and had come to St. Louis with the first group of settlers.  They were brothers in law; each had married the sister of the other.  Becquet’s daughter, Marie, had married the Widow Barada’s son, Louis, the year before.

The remaining estate of Antoine Barada was valued at 928 livres.  More than half of the value was the wooden house “with no stone” located on First Street in St. Louis, described as being on a lot 120 feet in front and of “customary depth”. Inside the house was the second most valuable possession:  a bed with a feather mattress.  There was a pair of sheets and a down comforter for the bed.  The only other furniture was two walnut dressers, one table and two chairs. For tableware there were seven tin plates, nine tin spoons, five old iron forks, one big spoon and eight “used” ceramic plates.   The kitchen accoutrements included one saucepan, two earthen jars.  At the fireplace were two iron andirons and two iron hooks.  There were three iron cans and one millstone.   Three iron bars and miscellaneous other iron pieces rounded out the estate.

And that was it.   Perhaps there had been more and it had been gifted to their various children upon their weddings.  But we have no records of that. 

The Baradas were not particularly poor people.  Oh, they weren’t rich like the Chouteaus, but they had a house and were considered upstanding citizens.  But like most people of that time, they didn’t have a lot of stuff.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Short Story or Novel?

This is one of those navel-gazing posts.  You know, all about me.  The kind in which I’m mostly just trying to figure out why I am the way I am. 

Regular readers will know that I’m not much for short stories.  When I sit down to read short stories I can often appreciate them but they are never my first choice to read.  I instinctively shy away from them when I am looking for something to read and I automatically reach for a novel.

I was thinking about that a little more after reading Chad Harbach’s article in Slate.  I was thinking about it in terms of a book I am currently reading and a book I just read.  I decided months ago not to blog about books that I’m not interested in and I wasn’t intending to blog about either of these books but now they seem of more interest to me.  Or at least they fit into a topic that I’m currently finding interesting.  Short story v. Novel.

Both Ways is the Only Way I Want It is a book of short stories by Maile Meloy that my reading group chose for our next book.  Even though I was involved in the decision I really didn’t remember anything about the book description when I picked it up the other day and began reading.   I also completely forgot it was a book of short stories.  So when I started reading I was thinking … novel.

I was hooked immediately as I read about the ranch hand who, in a desperate search to escape the loneliness of the ranch, drove into town one cold winter night and followed a group of people into a building just to be near them.  It turned out to be a night class on “school law” and  I thought that was a a realistic but unexpected way to start.  As the ranch hand returned to class the next week, the reader sees that he has a crush on/fallen in love with/become obsessed with the young woman lawyer who is teaching the night class.  Ah, I thought.  Great characters, good set up.  The plot thickened when the young woman disappeared after a few classes because the drive was too long for her and the ranch hand searched her out.   They have an awkward conversation outside her office and he leaves feeling disheartened.

The next chapter … turned out to be an entirely different story.  But the fact that it was about entirely different characters in a different locale, talking about different times in their lives didn’t throw me.  Lots of novels are like that these days.  They jump around.  I fully expected that somehow we’d get back to the ranch hand and/or the woman lawyer and explore the idea of living the lonely life.

So I felt pretty dumb when I finally figured out that these were short stories.  And then very disappointed because I had set myself up for wanting to see the development of that ranch hand character, not to mention the character of the young woman lawyer.  And mostly because I thought she had been developing an idea that she was going to explore in depth with these characters.  Now I had to come to terms that, as far as she was concerned, this was it.  She had said all she was going to say.  And as far as I was concerned it wasn’t enough.  I mean, if a person can’t tell that a short story is a short story as they are reading it and instead mistake it for a first chapter in a novel, don’t you think there’s a problem?  I do.

And that, I thought in disgust, is why I don’t like most short stories. They seem unfinished.

But, when I calmed down and started thinking about it I realized that I do like many short stories.  Flannery O’Connor’s stories.  O’Henry’s stories.  Stories that have a beginning, a middle and an end and you know damn good and well when you get to the end of the story.  Heck, even the chapters of Olive Kitteridge had endings. Each one could have been published as a short story.

We got off to a bad start, this book and I.  It isn’t that I don’t like her writing style, I do.  And I’ve enjoyed some of the other stories. But with most stories I feel like there should be more.  I want to tell her – go back and write a novel with the ranch hand in it.  He’s got the beginnings of a good story – finish it.  Don’t just tell me about him and then let the story peter out.   

Sigh.

I googled her and discovered she has written two novels.  Maybe I’ll give them a try.  Obviously she has the capacity to draw me in.  But will I trust her not to leave me hanging?

On the other hand, I recently read The Perfect Reader, a first novel by Maggie Pouncey. This was a novel that should have been a short story.  It’s rare that I think that, but I did with this one. In fact, part of me wondered if it started as a short story and someone told her “there’s more to this story than you are telling” and so she tried to finish the story but just ended up with an unsatisfying novel.  

In this novel the heroine, Flora Dempsey, moves back to New England when her father, former president of the local college, dies.  He has made her his literary executor. Most of his work is academic but she finds he has also written some erotic poems dedicated to a fellow academic named Cynthia with whom he has been in a relationship for a while, to the surprise of Flora.  Flora has to come to terms with his poems and with Cynthia. 

According to Publisher’s Weekly:  “This imaginative debut takes a profound look at the connection between words on the page and the infinite interpretations for a reader.”   Uh, no.  There was no “profound look”. At least not as far as I was concerned.  Sure, she raised the issue and she had the character come to some conclusions.  But she didn’t need 300 pages to do that. At least, not the way that she did it. 

I had the impression that she wasn’t really interested in looking at the connection with the word on the page and the interpretation of them by readers.  Because every time she got close to that, she switched topics.  I think if she had really wanted to take a profound look at that issue she might have created a good novel, but instead she just kept giving us characters and plot and not ideas, and she created an average novel.  It wasn’t terrible.  But it wasn’t memorable or thought provoking either.

So I’ve been thinking about what the difference is, for me, between short stories and novels.  I think it is about the depth of exploration of an idea

I don’t think I get that with a short story.  At least not at the level that I want.  I’m not talking about bad short stories, even I know that there are good short stories out there and sometimes I actually read one.  Those are the ones I’m talking about.  Of course a good short story usually does have an idea being explored.  But in the small amount of time allotted, the short story really has to have a couple of well drawn characters and a story that hangs together and has to explore the idea through character and plot.

A novel, on the other hand, has more time to explore big ideas from many angles.  Sure a novel can have great characters and plots but, for me, a novel isn’t really worth the time without an an idea that is being explored on multiple levels.  My rating goes up in big increments if the structure of the novel helps the exploration of the idea.  The novelist can create an intricate structure and multiple characters and multiple plot lines and can have them all work in service to the idea.  Of course, many novels don’t.  But the good ones do. 

For a person like me with limited reading time, I’m always going to try to maximize the chance that I’ll get the kind of fiction I like to read.  It’s annoying to be stuck reading something that is only “ok” (if it’s bad I just stop reading, but “ok” means it could get better.  You only know the whole thing is average when you get to the end.). 

For me, character and plot are less important than beautiful sentences, intricate structure and interesting ideas explored on a deep level.   With short stories I can get characters and plot and beautiful sentences.  I can even get a good idea but I can’t get it explored on a deep level and usually there isn’t an intricate structure.  So that’s one reason that, given a chance, I’ll choose a novel over a short story any day.  My odds are better of getting something I’ll love rather than something I’ll simply like.  

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Literary Culture in America

There is an interesting current essay in Slate: MFA v NYC by Chad Harbach.   There’s a lot to digest in the essay and, at first, I was mostly struck by how it fit in with my recent reading about the business of writing and John Scalzi’s suggestion that MFA programs teach the business of writing.  After reading this essay by Harbach, I realize that the business of writing needs more definition.  But the essay covers a broad array of issues and includes good discussion about the pressures that produce short stories versus the pressures that produce novels which I found very interesting.

Harbach takes as his starting point a 2009 book by Mark McGurl called The Program Era:  Postwar Fiction and the Rise of Creative Writing which, according to Harbach, seeks to shatter some myths about fiction writers who teach in MFA programs.  According to Harbach, McGurl wants these writers

“to look across that hallway and notice a bunch of graduate students and professors sitting there, in identical offices, wielding identical red pens. You're like me now! is one of the cheerful subtexts of The Program Era—a literary critic's pointing-out that the creative writer is just as institutionally entangled as the critic has long been acknowledged to be. Or, more charitably put (for McGurl is perpetually charitable), that the fiction writer, at last, can cease fretting about how free and wild he is and get to work.”

Harbach, however, is more interested in looking at the kind of work  that writers who work for Universities are doing and how that work compares to the work of writers who leave the academic environment, a difference he calls the MFA vs. NYC experience (since most non-academic writing is published out of NYC). And he is specifically interested in how these different paths affect the ability of a person who wants to write (and who can write) to actually be a writer or, in other words, to actually make a living from their writing.

Harbach wants critics to “venture a new, less normative distinction, based not on the writer's educational background but on the system within which she earns (or aspires to earn) her living: MFA or NYC.”

… it's safe to say that the university now rivals, if it hasn't surpassed, New York as the economic center of the literary fiction world. This situation—of two complementary economic systems of roughly matched strength—is a new one for American fiction. As the mass readership of literary fiction has peaked and subsided, and the march of technology sends the New York publishing world into spasms of perpetual anxiety, if not its much-advertised death throes, the MFA program has picked up the financial slack and then some, offering steady payment to more fiction writers than, perhaps, have ever been paid before.

All of this reminded me of the recent series of blog posts by John Scalzi in which he wondered why MFA programs were not offering their students more education in the business of writing.  What he meant by the business of writing was the business of writing in the NYC model.  Maybe the fact that the MFA program is offering better employment opportunities to writers than the NYC path is one of the reasons it hasn’t occurred to them to offer a course in the business of writing. They would be teaching their students to negotiate against the University system.  Which, in my opinion, is not a bad idea.

But Harbach is not particularly interested in the contents of an MFA program.  He is primarily interested in how these two systems of making a living have created two literary cultures.  It’s all very interesting and I encourage you to read it.  Here’s his main thesis:

Each culture has its own canonical works and heroic figures; each has its own logic of social and professional advancement. Each affords its members certain aesthetic and personal freedoms while restricting others; each exerts its own subtle but powerful pressures on the work being produced.

Of course some writers can slip back and forth between the two cultures. 

He also points out something that is probably obvious to people who are involved in the writing industry but that was new to me: one culture is a culture of short stories (MFA) and one is a culture of novels (NYC). I had never really thought about this before.

It occurred to me that maybe this is why I have an antipathy to the concept of MFA programs – because I don’t like short stories all that much.  I’ve always justified my dislike of the idea of MFA programs because they seem to prey on people’s hopes and dreams, taking their money without giving them anything much in return.  I  had a vague feeling that MFA programs produce a lot of literature that no one wants to read.  Nobody needs to pay $40-80 thousand dollars to create literature that no one wants to read, you can do that for free in your own house.

Harbach says it much better than I ever could:

Thus the names that reverberate through the MFA system, from the freshman creative writing course up through the tenured faculty, tend to be those of story writers. At first glance, this may seem like a kind of collective suicide, because everyone knows that no one reads short stories. And it's true that the story, once such a reliable source of income for writers, has fallen out of mass favor, perhaps for reasons opposite to that of the poem: If in the public imagination poetry reeks suspiciously of high academia—the dry, impacted arcana of specialists addressing specialists—then the short story may have become subtly and pejoratively associated with low academia—the workaday drudgery of classroom exercises and assignments. The poet sublimates into the thin air of the overeducated Ph.D.; the story writer melts down into the slush of the composition department. Neither hits the cultural mark. A writer's early short stories (as any New York editor will tell you) lead to a novel, or they lead nowhere at all.

What he doesn’t say, but what I always think, is that people who hand over $40,000 for the privilege of being unread are … well, a little bit stupid. I always think that and then I feel guilty.  After all, if the MFA program is preying on these people’s hopes and dreams then THEY are the victims.  But it isn’t necessary to feel sorry for the victim in order to judge the victimizer guilty.

Harbach sees it another way and I’m glad to be able to consider this other point of view. He writes:

The [MFA student ]lives in a college town, and when she turns her gaze forward and outward, toward the future and the literary world at large, she sees not, primarily, the New York cluster of editors and agents and publishers but, rather, a matrix of hundreds of colleges with MFA programs, potential employers all, linked together by Poets & Writers, AWP, and summertime workshops at picturesque make-out camps like Sewanee and Bread Loaf. More links, more connections, are provided by the attractive, unread, university-funded literary quarterlies that are swapped between these places and by the endowments and discretionary funds that deliver an established writer-teacher from her home program to a different one, for a well-paid night or week, with everybody's drinks expensed: This system of circulating patronage may have some pedagogical value but exists chiefly to supplement the income of the writer-teacher and, perhaps more important, to impress on the students the more glamorous side of becoming—of aspiring to become—a writer-teacher.

For the MFA writer, then, publishing a book becomes not a primary way to earn money or even a direct attempt to make money. The book instead serves as a credential.

This piece was also food for thought on my earlier question about why would-be writers don’t seem to read more.   Well, maybe they are reading things that I’m not reading, especially if they are in MFA programs.  It turns out that only the public doesn’t read short stories.  In college everyone reads short stories (a fact that I remember from college) and so the market for all of these MFA short stories isn’t me, it is the MFA programs:

To learn how to write short stories, you also have to read them. MFA professors—many of them story writers themselves—recommend story collections to their students. MFA students recommend other collections to one another; they also, significantly, teach undergraduate creative writing courses, which are built almost exclusively around short works. In classes that need to divide their attention between the skill of reading and the craft of writing (and whose popularity rests partly on their lack of rigor), there's no time for ploughing through novels.

This, he says, means that the canon for MFA writers tend to be short stories. That means that, more likely than not, I won’t have read them.  

The entire essay is well worth reading and I hope to read the thoughts and responses of other people to this essay.  In some ways it is a hopeful essay but in other ways it is depressing.  He is equally interesting writing about the problems on the NYC path to writing.  He admits it is skewed to the white, male writer and that the MFA programs have opened up many more opportunities for women writers.  He acknowledges the pressures from the publishing industry on the form of the novel:

In short, the writer who hopes to make a living by publishing—whether wildly successful like Franzen, more moderately so, or just starting out—is subject to a host of subtle market pressures, pressures that might be neutral in their aesthetic effects, but which enforce a certain consistency, and a sort of Authorial Social Responsibility. Regardless of whether reading comprehension and attention spans have declined, the publishers think that they have, and the market shapes itself accordingly. The presumed necessity of "competing for attention" with other media becomes internalized, and the work comes out crystal-clear. The point is not that good books go unpublished—to the contrary, scores of crappy literary novels continue to get snapped up by hopeful editors. The point is that market forces cause some good books to go unnoticed, and even more—how many more?—to go unwritten.

He also acknowledges that the short attention span in the publishing world means that those who write in the MFA universe, whose stories are anthologized and taught and studied may, in fact, enjoy longevity.

But, as he somewhat depressingly concludes, this may mean that writers will, more than ever, write for other writers.   As a reader, and especially as a reader who has little interest in short stories, I find this particularly depressing.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

Today my job is to bring the Cranberry Relish.

Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating. 

Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Silver Bullet for Making Math Education Work

As presented by the guy from Wolfram and Hart, who should know a thing about avoiding silver bullets:

Oh wait.   He’s not from Wolfram and Hart, he’s from Wolfram Research. 

Never mind.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

John Scalzi is a Smart Man

I know that on this blog I don’t talk about politics or law but since I blogged about the budget deficit, what the heck I’ll blog about contracts.  But this is NOT legal advice, this is just my reaction to an ongoing series of posts at John Scalzi’s blog Whatever

Let’s let him set the stage:

Recently New York magazine published a story, in which Columbia University’s graduate writing program invited James Frey to come chat with its students on the subject of “Can Truth Be Told?” during which Frey mentioned a book packaging scheme that he had cooked up. The contractual terms of that book packaging scheme are now famously known to be egregious — it’s the sort of contract, in fact, that you would sign only if you were as ignorant as a chicken, and with about as much common sense — and yet it seems that Frey did not have any problem getting people to sign on, most, it appears, students of MFA programs. Frey is clearly selecting for his scheme writers who should know better, but don’t — and there’s apparently a high correlation between being ignorant that his contract is horrible and being an MFA writing student.

I think I’m going to steal the phrase “it’s the sort of contract, in fact, that you would sign only if you were as ignorant as a chicken, and with about as much common sense” and I’m going to use it at work.   I don’t count it as plagiarism if I blurt it out in a conference room in a sidebar with a client.  Maybe I’ll sheepishly say “John Scalzi said that” after the client looks at me incredulously.  As a general rule one shouldn’t insult paying clients but sometimes it is necessary to get their attention. 

I’m really torn on this whole issue.  I think these MFA students were taken for a ride.  On the other hand I have no patience with suckers. 

These are people who want to write for a living.  They want to string together nouns and verbs and adjectives and adverbs into sentences.  And get paid for it.  They want to string together sentences into paragraphs and paragraphs into chapters and chapters into novels.  And get paid for it.

And yet when someone puts a piece of paper in front of them full of nouns and verbs and a few adjectives and adverbs, they can’t figure out by simply reading it that there is a very good likelihood that they are being taken for a ride?

These are people who will pay $50,000 for an MFA program in writing (!!!) and won’t pay a lawyer to look at the first contract they are offered for their writing? 

Ok.  I know I’m being harsh.  I am not suggesting that they should understand all the contractual terms written in legalese or the terms of art for the industry.  But they should be able to smell a rat when the sentences written in plain English have terms that are unconscionable.

In fact, Elise Blackwell, the director of the MFA program at the University of South Carolina, responded by saying exactly this:

… it requires little training to identify Frey’s contracts as absurd. (Does anyone really think $250 is fair market value for a commercially viable novel or that letting someone else use your name as they please is smart?) The writers who signed those contracts weren’t acting out of ignorance but from some combination of desperation, hope, and a sense of exceptionalism that writers need to get out of bed. (“I know James Joyce died in poverty, Kafka worked a desk job, and Dan Brown can’t coax a sentence out of a bag, but I can be brilliant and rich.”) Some of them were just taking a flyer.

Yep.  They were living the dream and they didn’t want to wake up and face the contract in front of them.

Scalzi responds to Blackwell:

The issue with that awful, awful contract isn’t what’s obvious, but what’s not. Sure, anyone with a brain could see that $250 for a novel is terrible, but what those damnably ignorant MFA students were looking at wasn’t the $250; they were looking at the alleged 40% of backend, which includes (cue Klieg lights and orchestra) sweet, rich, movie option money!!!!!!!! And what they don’t know, or undervalue because reading contracts is difficult when you’ve not done it before and no one’s explained them to you, is that it’s not really 40% of everything, it’s 40% of whatever Frey decides to give you after he’s trimmed off his share, and, oh yeah, you have to take his word for it because you’re not allowed an audit. So yes, the $250 (or $500) for a book is awful and obvious. But it’s everything else about that contract which is truly rapacious, as it appears to promise so much more, and it all seems perfectly reasonable when you don’t have the experience to know what a horror it is.

Well, yeah.  But the fact that the plain English sections were so egregious should have been a clue that the other parts that were harder to understand had problems too.  Again, these people want to  write sentences in English for a living, so they can read.  And presumably they can use the Google.

And once you have Google you aren’t living in a vacuum.  If they really want a movie contract someday they probably read news stories like, oh I don’t know, how Peter Jackson had a big lawsuit over what he was actually owed by the studio for Lord of the Rings and how Hollywood manipulates percentages.  It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that contracts that have anything to do with movies are known for screwing the writer.  All it takes is someone who can read and knows how to Google.   In this day and age, anyone who can’t figure out how to use Google to get a basic knowledge of industry standards is just plain stupid.

But that’s not the problem.  It isn’t really about stupidity.  It’s about the dream.  The fact is, these people didn’t want to know the contract was bad.  Most of these students probably never even read the contract before they signed it.  That’s right, they never read it.  At most they skimmed it.   

Here’s the thing.  People sign stupid contracts all the time.  And when I ask them why they signed the stupid contract, most people tell me that they didn’t know it was stupid because they never bothered to read it. 

I used to be surprised by that.  A long time ago.  When I was young and innocent.

But now I just expect it.  As do most lawyers I know.  So, rather than than berate clients after the fact, we try to take affirmative action before the fact.  We give seminars and invite clients and potential clients.  We tell them all the bad things that can be in contracts.  We try to scare them to death.  Sure, we do it to drum up business but we also do it because we love our clients and we don’t want them to sign stupid contracts without reading and understanding them

And that’s why Scalzi makes the very, very smart suggestion that MFA programs offer their students some training.

So, MFA writing programs, allow me to make a suggestion. Sometime before you hand over that sheepskin with the words “Master of Fine Arts” on it, for which your students may have just paid tens of thousands of dollars (or more), offer them a class on the business of the publishing industry, including an intensive look at contracts. Why? Because, Holy God, they will need it.

A very practical suggestion.  Not because it will make these students experts on contracts (god no), but because it will, hopefully, scare the shit out of them for their own good.  Because it will ruin the dream before the bad contract is ever put in front of them.  And, hopefully, the nagging little voice in their head will say, “I really should get someone to look at this.”

Here’s my non-legal advise.  If your MFA program offers a business class, take it. Whether it does or does not, when you take out your loans to cover the the $50,000 for the MFA program and the extra to cover some living expenses, decide to live on more Ramen noodles than you’d like and put some of the funds aside.  Call it your business fund.  And use it to pay a lawyer to look at your first contract. Do a little research and pick a lawyer who specializes in these kinds of contracts.  I know they can be expensive, but this is your livelihood you are screwing with.   If you are lucky, your local Bar Association may have a Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts program that can get you a discounted rate. 

And read the contract before you go to the lawyer to discuss it.

July and August Reading

I was away on vacation at the end of July and never posted my July reading. So this post is a combined post for July and August.  In the pas...